Wednesday, December 16, 2009

die die die

why so emo? screw you bitch! haha :] semua dlm rumah ni dah tido. hah lantak

kay bye

lifeless

senang gila

aku sedang mengalami PMS so faham faham je lah.

aku bengang gila bila ada org nk tiru blog aku.

dah lah aku sekarang dekat bilik paling terbusuk di dunia, bilik cousin aku.

die ingat die cool gila bila kencing dkt dinding bilik dia ni, habis bau hapak

puki

auttt

Monday, December 14, 2009

never say goodbye


Hello bloggers! i miss my blog. hekhek. lama siot tak update. anyway i'll be away for 5 days kot. going to singapore with the family. oh yeah, thara punya party was UH-MAZING! i wish iman,dayah and aida was there it could be more fun! the pictures i upload dkt myspace and facebook saja. nnt dh balik from singapore, i'll write everything psl thara's party, my trip to singapore. i promise!
anyway,i'm going to mis ya'll!
p/s: kerol,kau better bg thumbdrive kau kt mira by this tuesday. kalau tak, aku kerat kepala kau
CHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Turn around,strike a pose!

I'm gonna be found dead soon, because of boredom. OK,my english crap. haha.fakyu.




"Hai,leh kenal? nyotnyotnyot"

Abang ninie dgn rambut cock-a-doodle-doo! bersyukur je lah aku tak letak gambar porno kau! haha

lepak dkt Ibrahim Maju,lepas habis class. chehcheh mcm dah dewasa dah.

Boring gila. Kay bye, nak tgok 90210.oohh

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Kari Mari

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ...
You: i'm india mari
Stranger: whats mari
Stranger: ?
You: curry'
Stranger: your indian curry... how nice... i like curry
You: same its masala
You: masa alah
Stranger: yeah i know how to pronounce that... im half arabic
You: ouhkay
You: you pernah makan kambing?
You: means have you eat a dog curry before?
Stranger: uhhh ... huh?
Stranger: no i havent
You: ahh,you should!
You: DOG CURRY = HEAVEN!
Stranger: that good, huh

Flashback

Hello stalkers!

As promised, i'll upload the pictures. Aiman suruh upload okayy,bukan nak show off. Lol, upload 2 je gambar. Malas nak letak another one. anywayyy, i'm going to thara's party on saturday. Can't wait to karaoke-ing with the friends and dinner jugak. FUN. Oh and shit, macamana nak SOS topup apakebende ni. Lama tak pakai hp aku dah mcm tak ingat langsung camne nak topup semua. Hoho.


Muka gedikkk nya Ya Allah! senyum sambil pejam mata ._.

Anywhoo, next week pergi singapore. Same with kak yaz. Everyone is heading to singapore,why? haha because it's the YEAR END SALE YOU MOFO! And aiman on the same day jugak prgi bangkok,sep sep! Haha.

P/S: To sesiapa yang aku kenal, do email/message myspace me yr phone number. Cos i tkde yr number. Kesian sgt,contacts ada 18 orang je. -_-. Okay,sila berbuat demikian,kalau TAKKKKK!

k byeeeee XD

Monday, December 7, 2009

LOL

Stranger: 22/m/bisexual
You: i'm a gay too =D
You: where are u from?
Stranger: miami
You: ooooooooooh
You: i'm in miami bitch!
Stranger: where in miami?
You: i'm not from miami,like DUH
You: england
You: miami is so full with retards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMEGLE IS LIKE FREAKING FUN DOE, BARU TAU. DIE

P/S:YOU=ME

Friday, December 4, 2009

Sweet Sexteen

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, MYSELF AND I ♥♥♥

Lol,anyway had fun last nite. Using angah's phone, we made some prank calls.

We pranked:
Azwa
Fir
Amy
Ninie
Iffah
Narisa
Iman
Bibik Sara
Khairul
Izi
Mira
Nad
Damia
most of them kawan my sis, and ada jugak yang dah tau tu aku. hahah sumpah lawak. i called my sis friends and told them that my sister was missing. semua dah kalut dah. hahaha,aku call amy kata ada practise bola baling. nak kena buat persiapan awal for next year, die dah gelabah dah sbb dei kan player terhebat. aku call junior aku lak narisa, aku kata ternampak one boy yg die minat kat jusco dgn sorang awek rempit, die dah mcm nak nangis dah dengar aku ckp cmtu hahaha. then die kata babi kau farah and fatin. iman dgn ninie dah tau aku call sbb diorang dh save num my sis,hah bongok. and i bet you guys mcm tertanya tanya apasal aku call bibik orang. suka hati lah. time aku tgh call bibik, dia kata tengah mandi lagi sabunan ni. hahahah setan btol. khairul lagi mcm setan, aku call kata ni emma yang kita jumpa kat carls jr semalam. haha in the end die letak and bila aku call terus off phone. bahahaha. BIG THANKS to alya, sebab bagi number diorang. Lawak sial.
anyway, the first person yg wish aku ialah AKU. pathetic. muahaha. like i care. so sekarang ni kan meh belanja aku tengok NEW MOON, kau datang amik aku, then kita pergi to the nearest cinema. and i'll you forever. hehehe
anywho, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY UNCLE JUGAK.
k bye